Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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