I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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