Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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