I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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