covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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