"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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