I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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