why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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