Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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