dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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