i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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