why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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