i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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