i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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