Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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