If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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