I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Fuck appropriateness.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Randomize
