**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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