i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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