so explain again why im purple
no
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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