is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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