called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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