Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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