hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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