OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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