He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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