So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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