I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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