So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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