Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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