So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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