Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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