there was a trapeze. enough said
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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