Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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