what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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