i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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