Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Randomize
