i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
we're so committed to being not committed
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