i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I am spending my child support on dildos
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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