He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Randomize
