i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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