The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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