Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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