I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Are we still banned from the library?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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