come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
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