if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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