Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Boobs speak an international language.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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