even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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