I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I just want nice things and good sex
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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