you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i already hear my dad disowning me
i can't believe i had my finger in that
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize
